Saturday, 7 February 2009

You thought I was joking...

 

 

See?! I was serious! That ice-cream container isn't moving for two weeks. I'm gonna starve that little zombie bastard out. I'm not letting him eat my brains and lay his zombie-eggs in my ear. Male zombie-spiders lay eggs too. It's now an established fact.

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  1. But...it's Narnia! Won't you want to read it? :(

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  2. LO FUCKING L

    i honestly wouldn't have the gumption to cover its dead body. just would avoid that area until it decomposed.

    =X

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  3. Spiders are seeming to be a problem at the moment. don't throw it out the window. it WILL come back. :S

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  4. Its family will be angry if it can't give it a proper burial. They will seek retribution.

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  5. how big was he?
    like, dinnerplate size?

    I hope you made sure he was dead... otherwise he is going to be one angry fucker when he gets out

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  6. I spy Narnia. Surely the goodness of the book will destroy the evil of the spider?

    Once I had a zombie roach walk around my room. And yes, I mean zombie. After I threw stuff at him (I was standing on my chair, thanks), he started walking around with his guts hanging out, standing on tiptoes. You know how roaches are flat? This one had zombie hydraulics. Freaky.

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