"You don't understand how long I tried to find this goddamn video after first beholding it, attempting to comment, creating an account for the express purpose of commenting, and then re-drudging this from the slime. Now that I have found you, nearly all of my vitriol has been spent. Nearly. But not all. This meme is a disgrace, and the fact that such a prodigious number of views assails my eyes is a testament to the supreme inanity of this community and I feel soiled for being a part of it."
You don't know how stoked I am to recieve such an eloquently-worded insult. Seriously. It is amazing.