I took a look at my inbox a few moments ago and look what I find:
I have just learned that my church/school friends are possibly the lamest people I know. Lamer than Nanalew even. Let's have a closer look at those times hmm?
What are you doing on Facebook all at the same time? Are you all really that stuck for something to do on a Monday night? I mean, I know it's Monday and not much happens on a Monday but for goodness' sake - GOOD NEWS WEEK WAS ON!
Or perhaps there was a Facebook party I was not invited to? Have I been tagged such a pariah that I'm not invited to your Facebook poking-parties?
No. There is no such thing as a Facebook party. You are all lame. This is the only possible explanation.
And you all call me the internet addict. Sheesh.