Here are my most recent ones, spelling mistakes and all:
I had a dream last night a parking inspector gave me a $1000+ fine and that I had a nervous breakdown. Crazy.I also recall having a dream about Cuba being an American dependency. America had turned it into a wildlife park and had their federal police chasing me around like a terrorist because I had failed to stop at a stop sign. I remember looking for an ATM but I couldn't find one because Cuba is a Communist nation. Also the mosquito where attacking me, so I covered myself in mud.
Had a dream about riding a motor-powered bicycle to uni. The bicycle got smaller and higher powered as I rode until it became a tricycle.
Had a dream about looking at the night sky outside a public library in July and seeing the Second Coming of Christ as an alien Santa Claus.
Had a dream that a ware-worm burrowed into my left foot. Yes! A ware-worm! Like, what?!
Dreamt the Govenor General was a zombie. Now I'm late for uni.
Dreamed I went to Canada (which was a fairytale land) for a YouTube gathering where an old lady with TB dressed as a wolf to try and eat me.
I didn't tweet it though because, as you can see, it was far more than 140 characters long.