Just what everyone always wanted - one word movie reviews. Of course these aren't supposed to be exhaustive, authoritative, or even useful. I'm just testing my wordpower here.
This exercise is really, really difficult so for now I've allowed myself a dash-or-two.
If you want real movie reviews then go to the safe, loving arms of Margaret and David. They will look after you. Tenderly.
21 - "Confounding" 2/5
Forgetting Sarah Marshall - "Penis" 3/5
Iron Man - "Super-Roomba" 3.5/5
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - "Jaunty" 4/5
Horton Hears a Who! - "Fan-bloody-tastic" 4.5/5
Yes that's right. I put Horton above Indy. Indy-fans? Bite me.